Disclaimer: This contest, the prize, and the rules are completely random.

I am preparing a mediation brief.  Each case has its own theme.  In this one I have constructed a line adapted from a classic tale:  "If you play croquet by the Queen's rules, all is well."  Trivia quiz:  What was the full real name of the author?  I will send a prize to the first person who posts the correct response on this page. 

"If the pink slip doesn't fit, get redressed!"
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